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| Chiang Kai Shek International Airport, Taipei, Taiwan |
33 hours of transit time. Hassled by Newark's lovely semi-marginal and hardly employable courtesy desk. Treated like a criminal by our boys in blue. Grunted on by the UAL flight attendant staff as they persuade me to purchase a snackbox of Oreo cookies and Peperidge Farm Goldfish for breakfast. Fed like a champ and treated like a king by the JAL flight girls as I depart the nation on United's dime. Gosh I love their level of professionalism. Ya know, it's true, asian women are like country music tunes- they're all similar and once you learn to like one, you tend to like them all! I intend to spend as much time as humanly possible completely and utterly surrounded by them to see how that feels. So far, so yummy. I may die a happy man.
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